37. Complete this thought: “I wish an alarm would notify me whenever…”

I wish an alarm would notify me whenever I was making a bad decision.

You know the decisions that you think are good decisions but then they come to bite you in the backside later?

Example 1:

Me: “These shoes are cute and only like $180. I’m gonna get them I get paid next week anyway.”

Alarm: “Oh bitch, them shoes basic, you broke now and you ain’t been going to work on time so might not even have a job next week. Sit down.”

Example 2:

Me: “I love (insert fuvkboy name here)

Alarm: “Girl. Now you know, you know better. He don’t got not one check on your checklist.  Boop, try again.”

 

My alarm clock is hood, sounds like Madea and I’d probably still hit snooze. #Judgeyourmom

 

Jenn

OMGJenneh

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